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Meteora
12-03-2005, 11:29 PM
1) It's delicious
2) Apple pie
3) There are innumerable varieties
.1415926535897932384626433832) Jesus ate pie during the Last Supper

Thus, apple http://mathforum.org/dr.math/faq/pi3.gif > Pontius Pilate, cake, and brownies all put together.

Certainly, though, if you have evidence of another pie rivalling apple pie, do post it here.


edit: topic edited since it was breaking the homepage with it's length. matron!

deviljet88
13-03-2005, 02:18 AM
The first time I ate an Apple Pie I vomited, while the first time I ate a beef pie, nothing bad occured. Therefore meat http://mathforum.org/dr.math/faq/pi3.gif > Apple http://mathforum.org/dr.math/faq/pi3.gif

Meteora
13-03-2005, 02:27 AM
Clearly you have the GI tract of an infidel. It's not the pie's fault.

frodo1511
13-03-2005, 03:11 AM
Apple pie is a gift from the gods.
Only french chocolate moose can rival it.

deviljet88
13-03-2005, 03:29 AM
Well the meat pie is a more iconic figure in Australia than an apple pie, so meh to you. A meat pie's more filling anyway, meat > fruit.

marine
13-03-2005, 03:35 AM
I don't like Apple Pie, never did.

Meteora
13-03-2005, 03:42 AM
Frodo is doublepluscorrect.

You other two have much to learn.

deviljet88
13-03-2005, 03:48 AM
Or Americans have weird tastebuds.

Meteora
13-03-2005, 03:55 AM
I'm pretty sure that geographical location has no bearing on the anatomy of one's tastebuds.

frodo1511
13-03-2005, 04:01 AM
Well, I did have the back of my gums fried off so I could get braces 5 years ago(they've grown back).

No, geographical location has no effect, Jet. I love your guys' bloomin' onion. Too right.

deviljet88
13-03-2005, 04:27 AM
Its not the geographical location of America I was talking about, more the culture of America.

Meteora
13-03-2005, 04:31 AM
Oh, right. Likely story.

And bloomin onions certainly are delicious. They aren't as good as apple pie, but they do fill a different niche.

deviljet88
13-03-2005, 04:40 AM
It is a likely story. Its not as if you eat Chinese food every night do you.

Scott
13-03-2005, 10:42 AM
Apricot pie>all other pies

Jamie
13-03-2005, 10:57 AM
1) It's delicious
2) Apple pie
3) There are innumerable varieties
.1415926535897932384626433832) Jesus ate pie during the Last Supper

Thus, apple http://mathforum.org/dr.math/faq/pi3.gif > Pontius Pilate, cake, and brownies all put together.

Certainly, though, if you have evidence of another pie rivalling apple pie, do post it here.

Not everyone likes Apple Pie Meteora so don't talk so much rubbish! lol

frodo1511
13-03-2005, 02:06 PM
You should be flogged if you don't like apple pie.

marine
13-03-2005, 02:42 PM
You should be flogged if you don't like apple pie.


I don't like Apple Pie, I stand by my choice, I'm sreaming it out loud, maybe I'll start a club "Apple Pie Haters" anybody wants to join? :p

frodo1511
13-03-2005, 03:00 PM
I don't like Apple Pie, I stand by my choice, I'm sreaming it out loud, maybe I'll start a club "Apple Pie Haters" anybody wants to join? :p


*flogged*

marine
13-03-2005, 03:05 PM
I WILL stand and fight back, I had a dream, that one day we will be able to dislike Apple Pie without being beat up!

:p

Renegade
13-03-2005, 04:32 PM
Apple Pie sucks. I mean, it's okay, but I prefer Cherry. Meat pies sound tasty. Is it like 'ground beef meat' or 'sliced steak meat'?

Meteora
13-03-2005, 04:47 PM
Infidels! May the Lord of the Pies strike ye down with vengeance.

Not everyone likes Apple Pie Meteora so don't talk so much rubbish! lol
You can't argue with Jesus. It says in the scripture that he ate apple pie during the last supper. Various sects of the Catholic Church now include apple pie as part of their Eucharist celebration rituals.

You should be flogged if you don't like apple pie.
Quoted for truth.

marine
13-03-2005, 05:38 PM
Infidels! May the Lord of the Pies strike ye down with vengeance.


You can't argue with Jesus. It says in the scripture that he ate apple pie during the last supper. Various sects of the Catholic Church now include apple pie as part of their Eucharist celebration rituals.




so does that mean that those who aren't catholics (or christian) have the right no to like pie?

mikhalt
13-03-2005, 05:47 PM
mmm apple pie. my favorite when I was growing up was the one at MCdonalds, and cheese cake I love cheescake.

Meteora
13-03-2005, 05:56 PM
so does that mean that those who aren't catholics (or christian) have the right no to like pie?
If they want to go to hell and burn for all of eternity.

Worst of all, there is no apple pie in hell.

marine
13-03-2005, 06:19 PM
If they want to go to hell and burn for all of eternity.

Worst of all, there is no apple pie in hell.

no apple pie in hell? that's heaven!

johnnyboy
13-03-2005, 06:34 PM
http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm

as weebl and bob say, 'mmmmm pie'

pie is good, no matter what's baked inside, although I did have a rather delicious pie the other day filled with meat and other leafy vegetables, mmm mmm

frodo1511
13-03-2005, 09:08 PM
marine + ren = FLOGGED.

Who's next?

deviljet88
14-03-2005, 12:17 AM
Frodo and Meteora, duh.

Its more ground beef I think, but there's rumours they just chuck any meat product in them. Still tasty :P

frodo1511
14-03-2005, 01:25 AM
Frodo and Meteora, duh.


You speak lies, Jedi.

Meteora
14-03-2005, 02:47 AM
I say we burn all the heretics at the stake.

deviljet88
14-03-2005, 02:52 AM
I say we pelt you two with burning hot apple pies if you love them so much.

hasselbrad
14-03-2005, 12:47 PM
Apple pie is good, but Key Lime pie is the best.
Don't comment if the only Key Lime pie you've ever had was green, because you were eating shit. Key Lime pie should be a pale, creamy yellow color, and if you've tasted it, you have tasted the pie of the Gods.

frodo1511
15-03-2005, 12:13 AM
I say we burn all the heretics at the stake.


Every single Jedi is now an enemy of the Republic.

Meteora
15-03-2005, 12:34 AM
The anti-pie side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Evil bastards.

deviljet88
15-03-2005, 12:49 AM
I like pie, just don't like apple pie the most :P

frodo1511
15-03-2005, 01:32 AM
The anti-pie side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Is it possible to learn this power?

seventhson
15-03-2005, 01:37 AM
Apple, Cherry, Coconut, Chocolate, etc. They're all OK. Local favorite is
Pecan pie and my family favorite, special/exclusive is Peanut Butter Pie. Last Thanksgiving my niece/goddaughter baked 3...One just for her favorite uncle/godfather (me) to take home. MMMMMMM, Peanut Butter Pie...It took me three days to finish it. "Pig"

(-: SeventhSon :-)

Meteora
15-03-2005, 02:55 AM
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from any apple pie jedi.

I like pie, just don't like apple pie the most :P
Oh, sure. You say that now. Well, Jesus knows the truth, infidel.


An announcement from the heavens:

The most glorious Staff of Truth declares with unmatched virtue and clarity that apple pie is indeed the most glorious and tasty pie flavor in existence.

deviljet88
15-03-2005, 04:56 AM
Therefore meat http://mathforum.org/dr.math/faq/pi3.gif > Apple http://mathforum.org/dr.math/faq/pi3.gif

Am I worried about your eyesight? And your staff of truth sucks.

Bait
16-03-2005, 06:09 AM
my math teacher gave me extra credit for drawing a pi symbol on my forehead...i finally have a B in math now :)

also pie isnt even that great...its ok but i prefer fruit tortes


meat pies sound good too (i only had 1 i think...it was good :) ) because jet is right

meat > apple (mmm protein)

Scott
16-03-2005, 08:38 AM
Curry beef pies from my local bakery is heaven covered in pastry

frodo1511
17-03-2005, 11:59 PM
Not from any apple pie jedi.

Learn to know the apple side of the pie, and you will achieve a power greater than any pastry.

Jasper
18-03-2005, 02:34 AM
I hate pies.

Cheesecake is just oh so much better.