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FooTM
15-02-2005, 05:47 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/4263227.stm

tasty.

hasselbrad
15-02-2005, 05:58 PM
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I Eat Cannibals

I eat cannibal
Feed on animal
Your love is so edible to me
I eat cannibals

I eat cannibal
It's incredible
You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals

What can you do
You're in a stew
Hot hot cook it up
I'm never gonna stop
Fancy a bite
My appetite
Yum yum gee it's fun
Banging on a different drum

And I eat cannibal
Feed on animal
Your love is so edible to me
I eat cannibals

I eat cannibal
It's incredible
You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals

I like the spice
Tasty and nice
Roastin vitamin
Forget the dietin'
Mmm such a dish
I can't resist
Healthy recipe
What you got is good for me

And I eat cannibal
Feed on animal
Your love is so edible to me
I eat cannibals

I eat cannibal
It's incredible
You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals

All I wanna do
Make a meal of you
We are what we eat
You're my kind of meat

Got a hunger for your love
(Hot pot cook it up, I'm never gonna stop)
It's all I'm thinkin' of
(Yum yum gee it's fun, I'm banging on a drum)
Give the world a bone
(Roastin vitamin, forget the dietin')
I got steak at home
(I eat cannibals)

[extended version only:
I don't need no take away 'cause Chinese food is so risque
The menu is the venue where your heart is,
can't you see I'm not into foreign platters, loving you is all that matters
You're the kind of bull who's put the animal in me]

I eat cannibal
Feed on animal
Your love is so edible to me
I eat cannibals

I eat cannibal
It's incredible
You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals

Roastin', toastin', you're the one I'm boastin'
Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too
Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree
Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake

Eat me, eat you, incredibly delicious too
Gourmet, flambe, serve you up an entree
Intake, home bake, you're the icing on the cake
Full up, can't stop, dicing on a chop chop

apoggy
15-02-2005, 06:41 PM
this is old news

i mean, i posted this on the Front Page (http://www.kkwavefront.org) yesterday

FooTM
15-02-2005, 07:00 PM
:(

I don't look at the front page anyway.

apoggy
15-02-2005, 07:12 PM
if you did you wouldnt look like such an idiot maybe?

deviljet88
16-02-2005, 06:11 AM
Stupid whingers, I couldn't care less what they called my nationality if I got to act on set with Keira and the rest of the actors.

FooTM
16-02-2005, 08:51 AM
if you did you wouldnt look like such an idiot maybe?

well lar dee dar

Carib Chief Charles Williams wrote:

Take it out...or we'll eat the scriptwriters.

Mags
16-02-2005, 08:55 PM
Stupid whingers, I couldn't care less what they called my nationality if I got to act on set with Keira and the rest of the actors.

you wouldn't worry about your co-extras eating your leg?

Keyser_so_so
03-04-2005, 08:51 PM
Lighten up, accused Cannibals... Us English have almost permanantly (and for the foreseeable future) been portrayed as many things, almost always bad and entirely incorrect by many an annoying American film maker (just a small handful always ruin it for everyone else)... We're regularly 'baddies', often arseholes, and in those instances- always entirely politically incorrect and annoying characters.

Then again, our Irish and Scottish neighbours have had it pretty bad on that front too. And Russians. And Arabs. Fuck it, most non-central Americans.

Dionysus
04-04-2005, 01:25 AM
^^^
don't forget us aussies, curse you crocodile hunter :D

deviljet88
04-04-2005, 10:01 AM
I was talking about the alleged cannibals themself whinging. Pfft, they don't need an excuse (a movie) to eat each other if they were. Hey hey, croc dundee is cool! :P

Dionysus
04-04-2005, 01:47 PM
yeah "Hoges" is cool (or was at least)
i was talking about steve irwan :D

deviljet88
04-04-2005, 01:48 PM
American women aren't digging you because you might let their children wander around a crocodile enclosure? :P