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JackYang
14-02-2005, 12:36 AM
http://www.randomperspective.com/page.asp?1news/2/097

THIS IS DISTURBING!!! :mad:

Narg
14-02-2005, 12:43 AM
Its sad that people would actually bother to take time to participate in that poll.

Ranman
14-02-2005, 12:52 AM
If Prince Charles married Keira
We here is the USA would be forced to
invade england and kill every member
of the royal family.

JackYang
14-02-2005, 03:52 AM
Man this better be a joke!!! :mad:

Nick
14-02-2005, 05:44 AM
One word, YUCK! That's nothing short of pedophilia, I don't care if she is over eighteen. Keira's young enough to be his daughter. He's got to be approaching sixty by now.

Leonie
14-02-2005, 06:03 AM
Man this better be a joke!!! :mad:

I don't think so - I hear that Keira actually just gave up all future acting jobs and is now taking queen lessons because she takes this all very seriously.

Now ex boyfriend Jamie was said to be disappointed, but happy for Keira and the British people.

:icon_razz

deviljet88
14-02-2005, 06:18 AM
The last bit of that article sounds so wrong... Come on people, vote for me and Keira already! Bowles sucks.

SimplyKnightley
14-02-2005, 06:21 AM
vote for me and prince william. then i can be relatives with keira. oh wait, wouldn't then she become my mother-in-law?! :icon_surp

deviljet88
14-02-2005, 06:24 AM
Marrying into an inbred family who's bloodline is pathetically weak seems lame.

Liam
14-02-2005, 06:34 AM
I laugh at their real surname, which they changed cause it was 'too German' during the war.

Dionysus
14-02-2005, 12:00 PM
^^
"Don't mention the war" :D

Keyser_so_so
14-02-2005, 04:43 PM
^^
"Don't mention the war" :D

:icon_lol:

Anyway- I hope no-one really thought that was serious. God help Keira if she stumbles upon that!

wayne09
14-02-2005, 08:07 PM
Leonie: Now ex boyfriend Jamie was said to be disappointed

...if only this were true and she were single :'( ... sorry anyway

Dionysus
15-02-2005, 01:03 AM
wayne
is it safe to say you have an "Eye Fetish" :D

wayne09
15-02-2005, 05:36 PM
;) yep 'tis safe, but i do not have any..

Liam
15-02-2005, 05:41 PM
Any eyes? Thats unfortunate.

JackYang
16-02-2005, 01:47 AM
look at the age difference -_-

Nick
16-02-2005, 07:33 AM
look at the age difference

No kidding, like I said before Charles would be a pedophile.

Edward
16-02-2005, 10:02 AM
"Forget Brad and Jen, or Posh and Becks, THIS is the celebrity couple the world wants to see."

we do?

wayne09
16-02-2005, 02:25 PM
Any eyes? Thats unfortunate.

innit? (what i meant is i dont have any "eye fetish" of course.. guess u got it)

Jasper
16-02-2005, 06:17 PM
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:cool:

driftin2thanight
21-03-2005, 02:36 PM
keira knightley should frickin marry me! I'm turning 18 soon.....

hannahjane
21-03-2005, 03:27 PM
keira knightley should frickin marry me! I'm turning 18 soon.....

Hmm, well she should probably marry Jamie because he is an UTTER SEX GOD. So then again, she probably shouldn't because I should marry him. But then again (again), I'm marrying my dear fiancée Pieter (;)), so yeah she should marry him. But whoever she's marrying, it should most definately not be Prince Charles!! And he's marrying Camilla so that's too bad on Keira (Aww...I bet she's ABSOULTELY GUTTED). I feel a bit sorry for Charles actually, everyone's shitting all over his marriage, even his family, and although I don't particularly like him (except to laugh at him), it's harsh. Why shouldn't he be allowed to marry the woman he loves? I know I'd be pissed if someone tried to stop me and Pieter coming together (:p) - it can't be nice for 'em.

Elijahfan
21-03-2005, 10:47 PM
jkdsfjiewjfsjifw.....

im sorry i just hurled after reading that article.

acliff
22-03-2005, 09:47 AM
Some people on this forum are beyond mentally retarded.

Keira lover
13-04-2007, 02:03 AM
If Prince Charles married Keira
We here is the USA would be forced to
invade england and kill every member
of the royal family.

In the sickning event that would cause me to hate the greatest ally of my beloved country, killing the royal family would entail the murder of princess KEIRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and then the entire invasion would be a waste

kingdumbass
13-04-2007, 05:31 AM
And here comes Foeni....

Leonie
13-04-2007, 06:27 AM
How about "here comes the Leonie?"

Please don't dredge up corpses, Keira_lover. This thread is well and truly dead.