Desperate?

[hasselbrad]

I think the terrorists are beginning to show signs of wear. They are taking inanimate objects as hostages (http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/02/01/iraq.hostage/index.html) .

[deviljet88]

Haha I saw that on the news few nights ago. Apparently the giveaway was the unmoving expression.

[Andrew]

Well it looks increasingly like we will all be off to war against Iran next now that the Iraqis have been resorting to stealing childrens toys.

[Dionysus]

LMFAO
lets hope theyre down to fake bombs too
like when principle skinner has hotdogs strapped to his chest

Skinner: i, have a bomb
Wiggum: hey wait thats not a bomb, theyre hotdogs, armour hotdogs
Chalmers: what kind of man wears armour hot dogs :D