View Full Version : Anything Better Than an Orgasm?

05-07-2004, 04:36 AM

05-07-2004, 05:40 AM
some would say drug use is better.

when i was recovering from surgery, i was on some kick ass pain killers.
when i took a little more than i should, i'd drift off into a dream like state and every vein in my body seemed to pulsate, even down in happyland.

it caused a mini-orgasm-like feel, and when you space it out over the 4 hours that the pill lasts, its a pretty decent feeling overall. :D

16-07-2004, 12:23 PM
Cleaning out my ears with a Q-Tip. :D
Seriously though, the only thing close (that I have experienced) would be LSD. Good LSD, mind you...not that speedy shit that makes you sit around grinding your teeth.

16-07-2004, 12:36 PM
There's no such thing as good LSD and bad LSD. The psychological effects are so profound in their unpredictability and incongruence from one trip to the next that people have forever been sucked in by the idea that there are different kinds of LSD.

By definition, Acid is the drug LSD-25 (a copy of the 25th synthesis of compounds analagous to d-lysergic acid diethylamide) - in other words, it's either LSD or it's not. The only variation is in the strength (by way of active quantity ingested) and nothing else. There is no such thing as different kinds of acid.

Oh, the good times I've had.

16-07-2004, 02:12 PM
You are correct, sir.
I was referring more to the dose on the tab. We used to get really nice, clean triple dipped that would blow you mind.
However, we also used to get shit that had very little on the tab, that was mostly speed. What a waste of an evening.

16-07-2004, 02:37 PM
I once got helplessly lost in a mate's garden - I had to call for help at the top of my voice to be escorted to the house because I knew i'd never be able to make it back in one piece. Sad thing was that I was only 15m away and could see the house quite clearly. Purple Microdots. Fuckers. ;)

16-07-2004, 03:06 PM
Back in college, two friends and I dosed at their apartment. Of course, it was only then that we decided to go to the corner store and get some orange juice (myth or reality…I haven’t the foggiest idea if Vitamin C did anything for visuals) and while walking to the store, the magic began. It took what seemed like an hour to get the juice, and then were faced with the daunting task of paying. My friend Mike had a wad of cash on him so he was nominated. Three half gallon jugs of orange juice, and he just hands the clerk the cash, giggles like a schoolgirl, and we leave. I have no idea if we gave the guy five singles, or a hundred bucks.

16-07-2004, 05:44 PM
Can't say that I've ever taken LSD, or any other drug for that matter. I too scared. But I guess that's not a bad thing.

I'm gonna get all mushy and say that being in love is better than any orgasm...for me, anyway. Just being around him is intoxicating at times.

Either that or accomplishing something I've been working on for a really long time. When I finish a song, and it's to my satisfaction, there's nothing in the world better than that at the time.

16-07-2004, 06:28 PM
What if you got laid at the same time as finishing the song?

16-07-2004, 07:27 PM
As a relaxant, I don't think there is anything better than marijuana. Of course, there are different types of weed - depends on where and how it's grown - and they have varying levels of potency, but the good stuff, you can just sit back and relax. All your senses seem to heighten: if the TV is normal volume, it suddenly appears too loud; you concentrate on the most minute of details for minutes (and hours) on end; everything just tastes that much stronger (which is why the munchies are one of the best part of toking...eating a Snickers or summat while stoned is probably one of the single greatest deeds ever to be done).

It's a different type of goodness. Orgasms are simply explosive. Eating candy while stoned isn't quite so explosive, but, given a good joint to smoke, the intensity of the taste and sweetness is pretty freakin' good.

Psychoanalytically speaking, Freud did mention that urinating and defecating were comparable to an orgasm. I guess, if one has held in the no. 1 for a long time, urination is quite relieving. But I don't think it measures up.

16-07-2004, 07:38 PM
What if you got laid at the same time as finishing the song?

Don't you know that's how I hit the high notes? ;)

16-07-2004, 09:55 PM
Freud also did enough coke to kill large animals :)
I don't put much thought into really believing most of what he had to say. I had enough of him and his wacko ideas in my psych class last year.

16-07-2004, 10:34 PM
coke by itself is better than an orgasm, coked up sex better than both, if he can keep it hard. that was a two time thing with mixed results. read drug induced impotence.

17-07-2004, 12:03 AM
...the coke. Too scared I'd like it. Make that, too sure I'd like it. :rolleyes:

17-07-2004, 11:22 PM
The bad thing about drugs is that they're unregulated so if you end up trying adulterated drugs, you could get seriously fuc*ed up. So much in the pursuit of good sex, huh? :p

Mark Wahlberg told Jay Leno that he hired a guy on the set of Basketball Diaries, who taught him and Dicaprio how to use coke, as his personal manager. So there might be legitimate career opportunities for you drugies out there after all...