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Hazzle
04-07-2004, 10:15 PM
Ok...myself, Liam, Cliff, Ducky and Seph have all discussed our dream future wives :D

They all seem content to "let me have" Keira...so yay! I get Keira...yummeh...

Please post who you want as your future wives guys!

But 2 rules:

1) You cannot claim more than one wife
2) You cannot claim a wife that's already been taken

Please post the name (clearly so people can SEE it)...and if possible a pic of the woman in question :)

To start it off and reiterate...I get

Keira Knightley

http://www.kkwavefront.org/media/albums/photoshoots/liddell/amkeira0705.jpg

Sephiroth v2.0
04-07-2004, 10:16 PM
My wife is going to be... Maria Sharapova
http://av.warehousesports.com/tw/ppimg/SHARAPOVA.JPGhttp://www.mariaworld.net/wimbledon0444_small.jpg

We both enjoy long walks on the beach, poetry, Quentin Tarantino films and the occasional game of that sport with Raquets.. Tennis.

Sarah
04-07-2004, 10:16 PM
What about the ladies on these forums. Can't we post our future husbands? :(

Hazzle
04-07-2004, 10:18 PM
Start your own thread :p.

It'll be more easy to follow that way, eh?

Richard
04-07-2004, 10:33 PM
I don't care what anyone says, unless it's praising... my wife is Uma Thurman.
http://www.tabias.com/dumb/elect/uma.jpg

Sarah
04-07-2004, 10:35 PM
Thats a good choice, Richard. I think she's gorgeous.

Hazzle
04-07-2004, 10:52 PM
Very good choice...Keira is best so far though :D

acliff
04-07-2004, 10:56 PM
Jessica Alba. The only person who could possibly make 'Honey' a watchable film.

ryan
04-07-2004, 11:10 PM
Jennifer Garner

http://jen-garner.net/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10002/maycoverntext.jpg

Narg
04-07-2004, 11:32 PM
Braking the rules: Keira Knightley... who else..

Louie
05-07-2004, 12:28 AM
Heidi Klum

http://www.eng.fsu.edu/~emcdonald/desktop/desktop_3-25-03_heidi_klum_1.jpg

Richard
05-07-2004, 12:30 AM
Holy Shit, Louie! That caught me off guard, and I'm in the living room. My parents could have seen that. It sucks that everyday they think I look at porn...

Louie
05-07-2004, 12:36 AM
Yes, I had to go for a revealing picture. I can't have people thinking that my wife is ugly, can I? :cool:

Richard
05-07-2004, 12:39 AM
Yes, I had to go for a revealing picture. I can't have people thinking that my wife is ugly, can I? :cool:

Are you saying Uma Thurman is ugly? I don't want to lose a friend. :(

Louie
05-07-2004, 12:41 AM
I'm definitely not saying that. How can someone not think that Uma Thurman is at least decent after watching Kill Bill?

Pygmalion
05-07-2004, 02:25 AM
Uma Thurman was AWESOME in Kill Bill, 1 and 2, cept that stupid kid (her daughter) annoyed me to the shizzo in 2.
Well although its illegal for me to marry, I shall post my wife anyway.
ANGELINA JOLIE cept :
1. chances are I won't ever actually meet her
2. she's WAY too old for me
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Glare
05-07-2004, 07:04 AM
http://www.georgetown.edu/faculty/ballc/hwaet/hand.gif

:D

mufiman
05-07-2004, 07:10 AM
wow that is damn funny glare. very nice. well, since thats taken and jennifer garner, ill settle for elisha cuthbert
http://home.hawaii.rr.com/mufiman/news-girlnext1.jpg

calereneau
05-07-2004, 03:19 PM
Damn, I am one post too late! Well, I cannot settle for second best so I will have to wait for mufiman's imminent divorce from Elisha Cuthbert and then settle for sloppy seconds. She's just that wonderful.
http://img22.photobucket.com/albums/v65/hellofahotmale/Elisha_Cuthbert_f10p_1024.jpg

Kyle_West
05-07-2004, 03:57 PM
http://www.georgetown.edu/faculty/ballc/hwaet/hand.gif

I am crying at that.

Vertical Vortex
05-07-2004, 04:06 PM
Natalie Portman
http://62.194.141.198/storehouse/uploads/01.JPG

Roarrrr :rolleyes:

Kyle_West
05-07-2004, 05:27 PM
well since this is pointless and really doesn't matter and Knightley has been taken twice now.....I choose

Winona Ryder

http://img.actressarchives.com/winona/wo3.jpg

She Stole My Heart (Joke of the day)

acliff
05-07-2004, 05:55 PM
I am crying at that.

Awwww your hand cheating on you?

DragonRat
06-07-2004, 01:17 AM
All these Caucasian chicks... no Asian flavor. Here's the certifiable Hyori Lee, without a doubt THE most gorgeous Asian celebrity:

http://www.bjunkyard.com/gallery/data/506/2833pic_red_1777.jpg

Kyle_West
06-07-2004, 02:10 AM
Awwww your hand cheating on you?

hah, have you no idea what it's like?

DragonRat, very nice. But what about the chick taht played Gogo in Killbill?

Hazzle
06-07-2004, 02:33 AM
Meh...Keira has NOT been taken twice...nor has Elisha Cuthbert...nuff said...if you're jealous...TOUGH :p

Keira wouldn't divorce meh anyway...I'm too loveable...and since I'd be marrying Johnny Depp too (see the husband thread) she'd want to stay for the posibilities ;)

ryan
06-07-2004, 02:34 AM
I always knew Haz was a switch hitter.

DragonRat
06-07-2004, 04:37 AM
DragonRat, very nice. But what about the chick taht played Gogo in Killbill?

Chiaki Kuriyama does not even compare to Hyori in level of hotness. I mean, let's compare Chiaki:

http://chiaki-kuriyama.zanlius.com/images/chiaki_151.jpg
Yes, she's pretty cute, but so are a lot of Japanese female celebrities, like Kyoko Fukada or Reiko Azechi. But this is Hyori:

http://www.bjunkyard.com/gallery/data/506/2833pic_red_1665.jpghttp://www.bjunkyard.com/gallery/data/506/2833pic_red_1645.jpg
(And I believe that's alcohol they're pouring onto her.)

Sephiroth v2.0
06-07-2004, 11:22 AM
Keira wouldn't divorce meh anyway...I'm too loveable...and since I'd be marrying Johnny Depp too (see the husband thread) she'd want to stay for the posibilities

I was wondering when this would resurface...

deviljet88
06-07-2004, 12:16 PM
I haven't really thought of another celebrity as a wife besides Keira... so hm...

http://www.daniel.fishman.org/Images/Alexis_Bledel.jpg

Alexis Bedel, on Gilemore Girls. I like Keira more... :mad: *goes off to see what other tv shows he can pick names from*

Richard
06-07-2004, 06:27 PM
Nice choice. I like Alexis. I'm surprised I didn't think of that.

apoggy
06-07-2004, 06:32 PM
I'm not getting married, I'll just comfort all your wives when they are disappointed with your performance

Renegade
06-07-2004, 10:02 PM
Hah, I call Kristen Kreuk.

DragonRat
06-07-2004, 10:11 PM
I think I still win.

apoggy
06-07-2004, 10:14 PM
No, I do Mr Rat, Rat by name Rat by nature :P

DragonRat
06-07-2004, 10:25 PM
See man, that's just below the belt. Why don't you enjoy yourself to a half-naked picture of Elize du Toit? :P

apoggy
06-07-2004, 10:38 PM
Where's the fun in that? Oh wait....I get it, I can have my own wife AND be there to comfort others, good idea DR, your definately an ideas man. Me I'm more a man of action ;)

As for the wife, I'm off to propose, back tomorrow

DefyingGravity
07-07-2004, 12:13 AM
Dragonrat, nice choice.

Pygmalion, damn you. Since I can't have Angie...

http://www.wilholden.com/Kate%20Moss.jpg

Kate Moss.

acliff
07-07-2004, 12:40 AM
Right, all you bi people, you're selfish. Claiming both wives and husbands.... no fair. You are still a bigamist if instead of 2 husbands, you have a husband and wife.... i think...

For this rule breaking, I claim Kelly Hu. Because Hyori was taken.

Louie
07-07-2004, 01:45 AM
Where are the pictures?

deviljet88
07-07-2004, 02:08 AM
Where are the pictures?
just search google for images :P

Louie
07-07-2004, 04:17 AM
You stupid sack of potatoes, I meant some of the people were saying the names of their wives but weren't posting any pictures.

DefyingGravity
07-07-2004, 04:49 AM
Right, all you bi people, you're selfish. Claiming both wives and husbands.... no fair. You are still a bigamist if instead of 2 husbands, you have a husband and wife.... i think...

For this rule breaking, I claim Kelly Hu. Because Hyori was taken.

Nowhere does it say in the rules that I can't have a wive and a husband. Harumph. :p

Flightfreak
07-07-2004, 12:44 PM
Holly valance
http://home.tiscali.be/flightfreaks/Holly.jpg
on the first place ofcorse Keira!! but second place is for Holly :)

Oencross
07-07-2004, 12:50 PM
... dream wives ... intresting ... you crazy cats do many an intresting thing when I'm not here a lot ... anyways, you lot enjoy your dream wives, I'm going to uhhh... marry a non-dream wife who definitely is the woman of my dreams.

Narg
07-07-2004, 01:43 PM
Holly valance
http://home.tiscali.be/flightfreaks/Holly.jpg
on the first place ofcorse Keira!! but second place is for Holly :)

All aussie chicks look that good, live down here and u have a boner 24/7.

apoggy
07-07-2004, 02:06 PM
All aussie chicks look that good, live down here and u have a boner 24/7.


Doesn't that get a little painful after a while?

Kyle_West
07-07-2004, 02:11 PM
well shit. everyone is overweight in america so your stiffy doesn't last more than twenty seconds. Lousy Mcdonalds.

Narg
07-07-2004, 02:13 PM
im a sick whore, i enjoy penis pain.

Flightfreak
07-07-2004, 04:58 PM
All aussie chicks look that good, live down here and u have a boner 24/7.

auauw painful!!!
I think when i become a pilot, i will fly the longdistance flights to australia :D

DefyingGravity
07-07-2004, 05:21 PM
All aussie chicks look that good, live down here and u have a boner 24/7.

I wanna go to Australia. :)

Kyle_West--True. Very true. :( Stupid McDonald's.

Hazzle
08-07-2004, 02:22 AM
Nowhere does it say in the rules that I can't have a wive and a husband. Harumph. :p

Exactly...Cliff loses both wives for that so Jessica Alba and Kelly Hu are both free and Cliff remains alone until he tries again and obeys the rules set out (neither thread said it was gender specific...so if you want to picka hubby Cliff, feel free...but no two wives...obey the rules)

Pygmalion
08-07-2004, 02:42 AM
I wanna go to Australia. :) .


Its not so much fun once you get here, and anyway. Holly Valance is UG-LY .

Hazzle
08-07-2004, 03:03 AM
Its not so much fun once you get here, and anyway. Holly Valance is UG-LY .

Meh...we'll have to agree to disagree...I agree she's not as good looking as people make out but I found her decently attractive the first time I saw her...so...we'll have to disagree :)

And no...big fat spiders doesn't sound like fun :eek:

DefyingGravity
08-07-2004, 05:29 AM
When it comes to big fat spiders, Oklahoma is no better than Australia. :mad:

Narg
08-07-2004, 07:30 AM
Spiders ? pffft, this is the view from my back window:

http://www.mypage.tsn.cc/narg/1photos/window.jpg
http://www.mypage.tsn.cc/narg/1photos/outback.jpg

and ive never seen one spider here, perhaps one daddy long legs, Australia is great, just dont visit sydney, its a shithole.

DragonRat
08-07-2004, 09:59 AM
Yes, well, while you continue in your quest for spiders, I will post more pics of Hyori.

http://www.bjunkyard.com/gallery/data/506/2833pic_red_1801.jpghttp://www.bjunkyard.com/gallery/data/506/2833pic_red_1677-med.jpg

hasselbrad
08-07-2004, 01:53 PM
...Kristanna Loken. If you bastards are gonna hog Kiera, I'll just have to go with the next best thing. Scandanavian woman are something to behold.

http://www.kristanna.com/img/photos/fhm3.jpg

PhoeniX
04-09-2004, 11:39 AM
I'll choose.... Rachel Stevens. My internets fucked because they want us to get broadband so it keeps doing things and I cant get a picture because of it

Spire
04-09-2004, 05:39 PM
Well, Keira was my first choice obviously, but since she's taken (and Nat P), I'll have to settle with Kate Beckinsale.

Pete
04-09-2004, 06:17 PM
hmmmmm let me see..... letitia casta for me thanks.....

http://www.gossipnews.it/fotovip/images/letitia_casta8.jpg

Pete
04-09-2004, 06:20 PM
I'll choose.... Rachel Stevens. My internets fucked because they want us to get broadband so it keeps doing things and I cant get a picture because of it

here ya go matey...

http://home.freeuk.com/losingtouch/women/rachel_stevens.jpg

Renegade
04-09-2004, 06:31 PM
Hah, I call Kristen Kreuk.

*bump*

Here's a pic I forgot to post 2 months ago :P
http://www.sighost.us/members/12288/kreuk51.jpg

japass
04-09-2004, 07:06 PM
anna khronikova
http://www.kournikova.com/photos/logged20/photoshoot/pic1.jpg
second only to keira

MarkOB
04-09-2004, 09:14 PM
It's my turn to be difficult! :)

Why are we all choosing celebrities?

I know they're people we all have probably heard of, and it is about 'dream' wives, but...

I can't think of a way to finish that sentence.

Two years ago I had a German teacher and she was perfect. She came from Germany and was quite tall, had long dark blond hair and was a really wonderful person. She is the kind of person who would make a perfect wife.

I just thought I'd share all that! It's time for me to go back into my cell now.

KeirazBabe
04-09-2004, 09:36 PM
Jaysus...how dare you take my wife Haz! you know she'll come runnnnnning back to me ;)

erm...who to pick??

Jessica Alba ;)

xXx

KeirazBabe
04-09-2004, 09:51 PM
Or maybe i want Ashley Olsen :p

xXx

MarkOB
04-09-2004, 09:59 PM
Or maybe i want Ashley Olsen :p

xXx

Are you sure that picture's not Mary-Kate?! :)


(Ah, shut up Mark, you're not funny.)

gracie
05-09-2004, 04:45 AM
no ashley has a rounder face than mary kate. cant you tell them apart. her nose is diffrent as well. eyes spaced diffrently. no im not obsessed with the olsen twins dammit! ok secretly yes....lol that would be a fun night eh

KeirazBabe
05-09-2004, 12:24 PM
no ashley has a rounder face than mary kate. cant you tell them apart. her nose is diffrent as well. eyes spaced diffrently. no im not obsessed with the olsen twins dammit! ok secretly yes....lol that would be a fun night eh
Ah yesch...fun night indeedyz ;) lol... and also the fact mary Kate has DARK hair now gives it away.. plus they also look totally different once youve figured out whos who its simple ;)

xXx

gracie
05-09-2004, 02:00 PM
once you watch their movies and shows for like years and you saw them grow up, you dont have any trouble- full house years are the only ones i get confused on. hmm my future wife... haha i dont know liv tyler or angelina jolie are my ideal- but i dont really think about it as marriage but as one fab night!

CFC
06-09-2004, 12:48 AM
Since Kate and Keira are taken.......

I choose Monica Bellucci

http://wallpaper.microchiot.com/i/wpp_800/8/3/Monica_Bellucci_02.jpg

Dyce_Blue
06-09-2004, 04:57 AM
...and I didn't see anything that says she can't already be married in real life. For this, I choose CATHERINE ZETA-JONES.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/dyce_blue/ZEta.jpg

...Because Michael Douglas has gotta kick the bucket one of these days...


Take that!

The Black Rider
08-09-2004, 05:58 PM
Since Kate and Keira are taken.......

I choose Monica Bellucci

I hate you.

Fine, then I choose...Joely Richardson.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/the_patriot/joely_richardson/patriotpre.jpg

Narzys
08-09-2004, 10:32 PM
( She's perfect outside but maybe inside a uge bitch:D)
http://img.actressarchives.com/adriana/1817593_Adria_Nevad.jpg
Adriana Lima

CFC
09-09-2004, 02:47 AM
I hate you.


Get me Kate and I will gladly give up Monica.

Dyce_Blue
09-09-2004, 03:02 AM
My wife is the most successful one here. Haha. Only if someone picks like Julia Roberts or someone can they beat me.

PS- Wedding pictures forthcoming

The Black Rider
09-09-2004, 03:01 PM
Get me Kate and I will gladly give up Monica.

No, that's fine. I like Joely. She's an underrated one.

Jacoby
09-09-2004, 08:15 PM
My wife is the most successful one here. Haha. Only if someone picks like Julia Roberts or someone can they beat me.

PS- Wedding pictures forthcoming

That said, my pick.
http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Oprah_Winfrey.jpg

I'm rich, bitch.

hasselbrad
09-09-2004, 08:36 PM
Jacoby owns!

Jasper
09-09-2004, 08:36 PM
lmfao Jacoby.

My pick:
http://www.km02.com/gbundchen/fashion/original/fa018.jpg
Gisele Bundchen

johnnyboy
09-09-2004, 09:00 PM
Adriana Lima = hotness < Salma Hayek
anyway
http://www.superiorpics.com/salma_hayek/images/salma001.jpg[/
http://www.screensaverjapan.com/person/salma/salma.jpg
Salma Hayek:D

frodo1511
24-12-2004, 02:29 PM
Wow, noone has posted on this thread for 3 months... shame.

My turn: Lindsay Lohan.

Richard
24-12-2004, 11:17 PM
She's turned into a babe these last years. And she's gotten older... and bigger. Of most celebrity teenagers out there now, she's surely better than that bratty Duff girl.

Mischa Barton is good too, but I wouldn't trade my Uma for anyone.

Charlie
25-12-2004, 01:55 AM
Michelle Branch!

CFC
25-12-2004, 02:33 AM
#2 Vida Guerra
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/Pelic/Other/Vida/vida_guerra_6_fabstar81.jpg

Scott
25-12-2004, 08:19 AM
Kaley Cuoco

http://www.kaleycuoco.org/albums/album63/fv1.jpg

frodo1511
26-12-2004, 12:11 AM
She's turned into a babe these last years. And she's gotten older... and bigger. Of most celebrity teenagers out there now, she's surely better than that bratty Duff girl.

Great minds think alike, but I can't believe I forgot about Kaley Cuoco!
*slaps himself*

MikeKnick04
26-12-2004, 03:40 AM
I believe the topic is named completely wrong...lol
'Future Wives' ha ha ha
more like 'Women I like to Mastubate to' with the exception of Jacob's ofcourse, that one is more of a Dave Chapelle joke though...
I honestly want a girl that has the same features (in body and face and money $$$) as Keira Knightley. That seems to be the only one that puts my heart into cardiac arrest...j/k, but honestly, I saw a -women- that looked almost exactly like KK, and my heart did skip, but she is like 8 years older than me, f- that, HA!
But I must say, nice seletion of pics, but...hum not wives.

deviljet88
26-12-2004, 03:50 AM
I actually don't like to masturbate to celebrities. Porn's better.

frodo1511
26-12-2004, 02:43 PM
I believe the topic is named completely wrong...lol
'Future Wives' ha ha ha
more like 'Women I like to Mastubate to' with the exception of Jacob's ofcourse, that one is more of a Dave Chapelle joke though...
I honestly want a girl that has the same features (in body and face and money $$$) as Keira Knightley. That seems to be the only one that puts my heart into cardiac arrest...j/k, but honestly, I saw a -women- that looked almost exactly like KK, and my heart did skip, but she is like 8 years older than me, f- that, HA!
But I must say, nice seletion of pics, but...hum not wives.

Could not have said it better myself.
THIS, my friends, is the answer to our problems- Make clones that look like Keira.

CFC
26-12-2004, 04:07 PM
No I would marry, if I was given the chance.

acliff
26-12-2004, 04:22 PM
Could not have said it better myself.
THIS, my friends, is the answer to our problems- Make clones that look like Keira.

Keira isn't the answer, from the looks of her she's not good at cooking and cleaning.... :icon_err:

If you hadn't guessed, the thread title was a jest from the very beginning, and although Vida and Co would be terrible at washing the car, mowing the garden, stoking the barbeque, bringing us beer and other wifely duties of equal importance, goddamn, they'd look good doing it.

Melvin
26-12-2004, 05:41 PM
Yeah, I thought the thread was a jokey one too. Anyway, my choice:

Angela Lindvall

She has amazing eyes.

http://www.ne.jp/asahi/hp/mastervision/angela_lindvall_1.jpg

I could post other pictures but I'm a big fan of the eyes.

duckula
26-12-2004, 05:47 PM
What the fuck is that thing strapped to her finger? Is it some kind of hideous, cancerous growth?

CFC
26-12-2004, 06:12 PM
Keira isn't the answer, from the looks of her she's not good at cooking and cleaning.... :icon_err:

If you hadn't guessed, the thread title was a jest from the very beginning, and although Vida and Co would be terrible at washing the car, mowing the garden, stoking the barbeque, bringing us beer and other wifely duties of equal importance, goddamn, they'd look good doing it.

Hell Yes!

Well said.

frodo1511
26-12-2004, 07:33 PM
What the fuck is that thing strapped to her finger? Is it some kind of hideous, cancerous growth?

I think it's a probe to beam up intel to her homeworld. That thing is too huge to be a ring.

Jacoby
26-12-2004, 08:15 PM
I think it's a probe to beam up intel to her homeworld. That thing is too huge to be a ring.

If everyone from her homeworld looks like her, I would like a one-way ticket to that place and a stocking full of condoms for Christmas, kthx.

EmotionSickness
27-12-2004, 07:05 AM
Ahahahaha. Vida Guerra. She's the chick from Dave Chappelle's "I Want to Piss on You" music video. Great stuff.

Foeni
27-12-2004, 10:47 AM
I think I'll go for ES, and if I can't have her, I'll go for Lucy Liu.