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acliff
27-12-2004, 07:10 PM
I think I'll go for ES, and if I can't have her, I'll go for Lucy Liu.

awwwwww young love!! ES, you ready for your spousal duties?

Melvin
27-12-2004, 08:25 PM
Yes, such as cooking, cleaning, washing, being a sex slave and of course being a human punching bag for your husband in times of stress.

Apparently, though, Foeni might have some competition. Emotionsickness seems pretty sought after.

FooTM
27-12-2004, 08:29 PM
Tayana Sidorchuk

http://img90.exs.cx/img90/4138/MissWorld2004contestantRUSSIA-TatyanaSidorchuk.jpg

I bet she's a devil in the sack.

Foeni
27-12-2004, 09:01 PM
Apparently, though, Foeni might have some competition. Emotionsickness seems pretty sought after.

I don't mind a little competition, I know I'll win :)

acliff
27-12-2004, 09:11 PM
I don't mind a little competition, I know I'll win :)

Not if I challenge you to a duel.... :icon_icon

frodo1511
27-12-2004, 09:12 PM
Not if I challenge you to a duel.... :icon_icon

*takes his glove off*

But you failed to realise one thing-
I am not left-handed...

acliff
27-12-2004, 09:23 PM
*takes his glove off*

But you failed to realise one thing-
I am not left-handed...

What is this, a duel of film quotes?
All I wanted to do was boot you in the face...

frodo1511
27-12-2004, 10:28 PM
Mark my face, for the next time you see it, it'll be the last thing you'll see on this earth, Cliffy.

Pretend what my face looks like, or I'll wear the Darth Vader mask.

acliff
27-12-2004, 10:54 PM
You're a creative chap aren't ya. I imagine about as much fun to be around as a rabid goat in mating season. *shiver*

In a break from topic, if I could marry an arse: (offtopic shoutout to the greatest arse in the world)

CFC
27-12-2004, 11:21 PM
You mean 2nd best ass.
http://www.wackyweaselworld.com/vidaGuerra/vida47.jpg
Best ass.

acliff
27-12-2004, 11:31 PM
No, I mean the best...

CFC
27-12-2004, 11:46 PM
http://www.wackyweaselworld.com/vidaGuerra/vida45.jpg http://wackyweaselworld.com/vidaGuerra/vida12.JPG

I still think I win.

ryan
28-12-2004, 12:24 AM
i'll say meghan just to see what kind of irate message i get from hazzle on aim for saying so.

acliff
28-12-2004, 07:35 AM
http://www.wackyweaselworld.com/vidaGuerra/vida45.jpg http://wackyweaselworld.com/vidaGuerra/vida12.JPG

I still think I win.

Both women have fantastic derrieres, but my choice is proportioned better.
On vida, although very nice, her arse looks overly big.

Foeni
28-12-2004, 11:40 AM
You guys just marry your arses. acliff takes the one he finds the best, and so does CFC.

ryan
28-12-2004, 12:13 PM
i'll say meghan just to see what kind of irate message i get from hazzle on aim for saying so.

and what an angry message it was. :icon_mod:

IBO
28-12-2004, 06:48 PM
Who's ass is that?

You win!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH MAN! :)
________
Depakote withdraw (http://www.classactionsettlements.org/lawsuit/depakote/)

CFC
28-12-2004, 07:05 PM
^^^^^^^^^

I have a link with quite a few pictures of that girl. I dunno if it is safe to post here. PM me if you want it.

Scott
29-12-2004, 07:08 AM
I actually don't like to masturbate to celebrities. Porn's better.

LOL! I nearly fell of my chair when I read that

MeggieHoops
29-12-2004, 07:27 PM
and what an angry message it was. :icon_mod:

Shut up you asshole, you practically asked for it. And even if you hadn't, you deserved every fucking word of it.

duckula
29-12-2004, 07:47 PM
Shut up you asshole, you practically asked for it. And even if you hadn't, you deserved every fucking word of it.

If you all insist on making this arguement public could you post the text of the message so we are all up to date with this drama?

apoggy
29-12-2004, 08:53 PM
^^^^^^^^^

I have a link with quite a few pictures of that girl. I dunno if it is safe to post here. PM me if you want it.


I don't know why but that made me laugh out loud.

CFC
30-12-2004, 12:56 AM
It was kinda odd, I came across the link on another board.

hasselbrad
30-12-2004, 12:26 PM
Collegehumor.com?
That's where I saw it. I always wondered if really hot girls looked at themselves in the mirror, but now...due to technology...it's the webcam.

CFC
30-12-2004, 01:21 PM
I saw it over at ign.

Foeni
02-01-2005, 07:05 PM
This thread has gone quite off-topic, so does someone has the time to do an up-to-date message? Just to tell who's marrying whom....

Foeni
02-01-2005, 08:28 PM
Nevermind that last message, I just found some time ;). So here it goes:

Hazzle - Keira Knightley
Sephiroth v2.0 - Maria Sharapova
Richard - Uma Thurman
acliff - Jessica Alba & Kelly Hu (not allowed due to rule no. 1)
ryan - Jennifer Garner
Narg - Keira Knightley (not allowed due to rule no. 2)
Louie - Heidi Klum
Pygmalion - Angelina Jolie
mufiman - Elisha Cuthbert
Vertical Vortex - Natalie Portman
Kyle West - Winona Ryder
DragonRat - Hyori Lee
deviljet88 - Alexis Bedel
Renegade - Kristen Kreuk
DefyingGravity - Kate Moss
Flightfreak - Holly valance
hasselbrad - Kristanna Loken
Bellum 851 - Rachel Stevens
Spire - Kate Beckinsale
Pete - Letitia Casta
japass - Anna Kournikova
MarkOB - Some German teacher
KeirazBabe - Jessica Alba (not allowed due to rule no. 2) or Ashley Olsen
CFC - Monica Bellucci
Dyce Blue - Catherine Zeta-Jones
The Black Rider - Joely Richardson
Narzys - Adriana Lima
Jacoby - Oprah Winfrey
Jasper - Gisele Bundchen
johnnyboy - Salma Hayek
frodo1511 - Lindsay Lohan
Charlie - Michelle Branch
Scott - Kaley Cuoco
Melvin - Angela Lindvall (isnt' Melvin = Hazzle? If so, not allowed due to rule no. 1)
Foeni - EmotionSickness
FooTM - Tayana Sidorchuk

In addition to those already mentioned, cliff and CFC got some arses they wish to marry as well... That's it!

acliff
02-01-2005, 08:58 PM
Wow. Because Hazzle and Melvin are no more, I'm going to sleaze my way in there, and claim them both.
He only wishes they mourned his demise, they were practically screaming with joy. Although that could have been due to someone else entirely... :icon_mod:

CFC
02-01-2005, 09:48 PM
Change mine to Vida please.

Somebody else can take Monica.

KeirazBabe
02-01-2005, 10:47 PM
Change mine to just Ashley Olsen ;) lol <3 her

xXx

Foeni
02-01-2005, 11:49 PM
Edit:

Hazzle - Keira Knightley
Sephiroth v2.0 - Maria Sharapova
Richard - Uma Thurman
acliff - Jessica Alba & Kelly Hu + claims KK and Angela Lindvall (not
allowed due to rule no. 1)
ryan - Jennifer Garner
Narg - Keira Knightley (not allowed due to rule no. 2)
Louie - Heidi Klum
Pygmalion - Angelina Jolie
mufiman - Elisha Cuthbert
Vertical Vortex - Natalie Portman
Kyle West - Winona Ryder
DragonRat - Hyori Lee
deviljet88 - Alexis Bedel
Renegade - Kristen Kreuk
DefyingGravity - Kate Moss
Flightfreak - Holly valance
hasselbrad - Kristanna Loken
Bellum 851 - Rachel Stevens
Spire - Kate Beckinsale
Pete - Letitia Casta
japass - Anna Kournikova
MarkOB - Some German teacher
KeirazBabe - Ashley Olsen
CFC - Vida
Dyce Blue - Catherine Zeta-Jones
The Black Rider - Joely Richardson
Narzys - Adriana Lima
Jacoby - Oprah Winfrey
Jasper - Gisele Bundchen
johnnyboy - Salma Hayek
frodo1511 - Lindsay Lohan
Charlie - Michelle Branch
Scott - Kaley Cuoco
Melvin - Angela Lindvall (isnt' Melvin = Hazzle? If so, not allowed due to rule no. 1)
Foeni - EmotionSickness
FooTM - Tayana Sidorchuk

In addition to those already mentioned, cliff and CFC got some arses they wish to marry as well... That's it!

frodo1511
03-01-2005, 12:14 AM
Boy, way too much time on your hands, foeni, but an easy way to see who claims who. Thanks

deviljet88
03-01-2005, 12:24 AM
Ahh good, a long list so I don't have to read the previous 6 oages, nice work Foeni :D

deviljet88
03-01-2005, 01:11 AM
*Wonders why she's not on the list*
You could've asked Hazzle or Ryan to while they weren't banned.

Jacoby
03-01-2005, 01:32 AM
Um. What?

He said, "You could've asked Hazzle or Ryan to while they weren't banned."

My choice wasn't really Oprah. So I'm chosing again...

I'll think of one.

FooTM
03-01-2005, 01:37 AM
I'd like to change mine for Gary Neville of Manchetser United left back fame

Liam
03-01-2005, 08:57 AM
http://www.aeroflight.co.uk/types/uk/supermarine/spitfireI-III/spitfire.jpg

Scott
03-01-2005, 08:59 AM
After a messy divorce with Kaley Cuoco, I've re-married Yulia Volkova from the russian duo, Tatu.

http://www.lavision.com.ar/tapa/inform/musica/zmusica/tatu/2.gif

deviljet88
03-01-2005, 11:01 AM
http://www.aeroflight.co.uk/types/uk/supermarine/spitfireI-III/spitfire.jpg
Like guys in uniform heh Liam? :P

Narg
03-01-2005, 12:12 PM
yeah, he does, i had to wear a special period costume and everything for his birthday specialty. :icon_mod:

Foeni
03-01-2005, 01:49 PM
*Wonders why she's not on the list*

Sorry Meg, dear. I don't know who's on your pic. Therefor I haven't put you on the list... :(

Liam
04-01-2005, 04:20 AM
yeah, he does, i had to wear a special period costume and everything for his birthday specialty. :icon_mod:

You loved it too, you sick bastard.

qzx00
04-01-2005, 05:15 AM
I can't belever you all missed the hottest, richest, and by now the most experienced wife, my wife BRITNEY SPEARS

http://lvsracing.freeservers.com/brit.JPG

And since everyone was retarded and missed Britney Spears, I think I'm entitled to a bonus wife, the beautiful and extremely hot Gwen Steffani

http://lvsracing.freeservers.com/gwen.JPG

And I don't want to cheat on either of my wife's but I just want to F*$k the S@!t out of Mandy Moore..

http://lvsracing.freeservers.com/mm.JPG

JackYang
04-01-2005, 05:37 AM
lol, I'm going to go with keira knightley despite the fact she's taken already. :mad:

acliff
04-01-2005, 08:00 AM
What is up with people rule bending?
I'm allowed to have more than one because I'm special, and am joint creator of the thread. Most of you aren't.
If you can't have who you want, you're just going to have to settle...
*sigh* just like life...

Liam
04-01-2005, 08:03 AM
I say you delete the thread and start fresh with 3 day bans for rule breakers.

EmotionSickness
04-01-2005, 08:20 AM
Hey, I was gonna pick Gwen. Bastard.

Ummm ... I'm gonna have to go with someone I'm sure none of you have ever heard of, but she's the cutest fucking thing EVER. And I love her.

Norelle Van Herk

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/UnderneathYourLies/ep03.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/UnderneathYourLies/NorelleFordInterview.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/UnderneathYourLies/NorelleFordInterview2.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/UnderneathYourLies/NorelleShopping.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/UnderneathYourLies/NorelleTribute3.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/UnderneathYourLies/NorelleTribute5.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/UnderneathYourLies/NorelleTribute1.jpg




<33333

SimplyKnightley
04-01-2005, 08:26 AM
she looks a bit like paris hilton. tink it's the nose.

EmotionSickness
04-01-2005, 08:39 AM
I could see how one might think that ... but no. She's light-years more attractive than Paris. That's what I think, anyway. Of course, absolutely no one on this board shares my taste in women ... if I even have a taste in women. :icon_err:

qzx00
04-01-2005, 08:41 AM
Well you obviously have good taste in women just based on the fact that you like Keira and Gwen, and who ever Norelle Van Herk is, she is cute too.

Narg
04-01-2005, 10:45 AM
http://www.natalieportman.com/images/movies/closer/nov20alice.jpg

Since i cant have keira, and i am ranked higher than vertical vortex, and own him in everyway, shape, and form, i claim NP. :P.

acliff
04-01-2005, 10:56 AM
http://www.natalieportman.com/images/movies/closer/nov20alice.jpg

Since i cant have keira, and i am ranked higher than vertical vortex, and own him in everyway, shape, and form, i claim NP. :P.

I like your sound logic!

Narg
04-01-2005, 01:41 PM
Indeed I am a mastermind.

Jacoby
04-01-2005, 06:58 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/UnderneathYourLies/NorelleShopping.jpg

That looks a lot like my sister. Not in any of the other pictures, though.


My wife: Audrey Tautou


http://www.miserablelie.com/aoa/pictures/at8.jpg
http://www.kinoweb.de/film2001/FabuleuxDestinAmeliePoulain/pix/am01.jpg
http://www.intradenver.net/newsimages/IntraDenver/Audrey%20Tautou.jpg
http://www.intergate.com/~seanl/images/aboutme/tautou.jpg
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/miramax_films/amelie/_group_photos/audrey_tautou1.jpg

MeggieHoops
04-01-2005, 07:08 PM
Sorry Meg, dear. I don't know who's on your pic. Therefor I haven't put you on the list... :(

SARAH JESSICA PARKER! Duh.

KeirazBabe
04-01-2005, 08:07 PM
Ah shite i LOVE Ashley Olsen..but i also am in love with Paris Hilton.. can i alternate every week? haha.. after all its not THAT illegal for lesbians to marry yet so i should get special privileges :)

http://img64.exs.cx/img64/6718/pink32wx.jpg

http://img32.exs.cx/img32/2923/stomachsig22fi.jpg

meg*xXx
p.s i also love Britney ;) qzx00 n ES she reminds me of Ashlee Simpson but Paris is waaaay hawter! :P .. although ur girl also looks quite like you ES hehe..not that your not hawt.. ok i'll just stop here lol.

frodo1511
04-01-2005, 09:50 PM
I can't belever you all missed the hottest, richest, and by now the most experienced wife, my wife BRITNEY SPEARS

Die, Britany can go to hell for all I care, she's not hot, and will never be hot, her singing is the sound of satan, and she's dumb.

But you are redemmed for Mandy Moore.

qzx00
04-01-2005, 10:06 PM
Die, Britany can go to hell for all I care, she's not hot, and will never be hot, her singing is the sound of satan, and she's dumb.

But you are redemmed for Mandy Moore.

Come on!! I'll can take some name calling, I'll live with you calling my wife dumb and describing her singing as the sound of satan, but not hot?? Come on, forget WHO she is, scroll back up to my picture of her and tell me she is not hot, you have to be kidding!!

And I don't know that Mandy Moore is necesarily hot, she is cute and has a nice body, and she is dumb as all hell, but there is just something about her that makes me just want to pound her.

frodo1511
05-01-2005, 01:08 AM
And I don't know that Mandy Moore is necesarily hot, she is cute and has a nice body, and she is dumb as all hell, but there is just something about her that makes me just want to pound her.

Ok, let me get this straight...she's not hot...but, you'll do her...?
Rightttttt...

Britney's not hot. Period.

Dionysus
05-01-2005, 01:31 AM
I don't think anyone has said her
so me and Scarlett Johansson are gonna run off and get married and live happily ever after
though she understands that when Keira and Hazzles divorce comes through, she's out the door
:)

Scott
05-01-2005, 01:42 AM
There's better lookings girls (then britney spears) at K-mart.

Dionysus
05-01-2005, 01:47 AM
There's better lookings girls (then britney spears) at K-mart.

agreed
shes fairly hot, but nothing special at all
theres a girl who lives about 100 metres down the road from me, and she is easily the hottest girl i've ever seen in the flesh, and hotter than most i've seen on TV, magazines, internet etc

qzx00
05-01-2005, 08:55 PM
I agree there are girls hotter than Britney Spears, one of them is Natalie Portman and I think if you take away Britney's fame and fortune and take her looks independently I think my girlfriend could compete with her, but bottom line, Britney Spears is hot. I can't even begin to estimate how many gallons of man fluid I've ejaculated to her music video's or pictures.

Jacoby
05-01-2005, 08:59 PM
I can't even begin to estimate how many gallons of man fluid I've ejaculated to her music video's or pictures.

Haha, that's cute.

No one has agreed with me about Audrey yet...:(

qzx00
05-01-2005, 09:03 PM
No one has agreed with me about Audrey yet...:(

I don't know that you'll get anyone there. I don't even know who she is and she looks a little old. Do you want to step into 2005 and pick a new wife??

acliff
05-01-2005, 09:04 PM
Audrey is very cute. Agreement +1

frodo1511
05-01-2005, 09:07 PM
Jake, Audrey is great. Good choice, beats out Mrs. Spears.

hasselbrad
05-01-2005, 09:33 PM
I can't even begin to estimate how many gallons of man fluid I've ejaculated to her music video's or pictures.

At two teaspoons a shot, all I have to say is...
...get out of the fucking house. You are going to pull that thing off if you aren't careful.

Richard
06-01-2005, 09:23 PM
No one has agreed with me about Audrey yet...:(

I agreed with you on Oprah Winfrey. Why'd you change? :p

Just thought I'd mention Nicole Kidman. She'll be the one I'd have an affair with.

deviljet88
07-01-2005, 01:14 AM
Oh we're allowed affairs now? Carly Pope then, my sig's pointing out the bleeding obvious.

PhoeniX
07-01-2005, 06:36 PM
Affairs?!?! Oooh ok then I have an affair with Keira :)

acliff
07-01-2005, 06:42 PM
Affairs?!?! Oooh ok then I have an affair with Keira :)

No you fucking will not.

frodo1511
08-01-2005, 12:24 AM
Affairs?!?! Oooh ok then I have an affair with Keira :)

Cliff will have your balls if you have an affair. He'll put them in a jar to withstand time.

PhoeniX
08-01-2005, 02:40 PM
Ah, best not to then

qzx00
08-01-2005, 07:23 PM
Well I already bent the rules when I cheated on my 2 wives Britney Spears and Gwen Stefani with Mandy Moore, so I say to everyone else CHEAT ON!!

and Keira Knightley is up for grabs too considering she is the basis of this board, so we can all pass her around.........only in forum land unfortunatly.

frodo1511
08-01-2005, 07:59 PM
and Keira Knightley is up for grabs too considering she is the basis of this board, so we can all pass her around.........only in forum land unfortunatly.

Again, Cliffy would have your head if he heard of this hericy.

Timmy
08-01-2005, 11:26 PM
http://pr0n.ghosti.org/albums/userpics/10004/jennifer_love_hewitt_6.jpg

jennifer love hewitt......she's not keira but she's the next best thing........phwour :)

MikeKnick04
08-01-2005, 11:37 PM
My question is why is this topic still called 'future wives'
honestly, there are probably girls as hot as the ones your posting within a 100 miles radius that are a better chance, even if you dont know them
'but whatever'

deviljet88
09-01-2005, 01:46 AM
Because you effing fool, not everyone knows the ugly mole you're fucking down the street.

Jacoby
09-01-2005, 02:57 AM
Because you effing fool, not everyone knows the ugly mole you're fucking down the street.

Damn Jet, are we going through pre-puberty anger spurts? :p

Mike, I know you're just trying to "lighten up the conversation", but we're not fucking idiots. We all know that we're not actually going to marry the ladies we claim. Except Cliff. Did you see his stomach? He's fucking ripped and haaaawt. We're just trying to have fun...I say you curve your sense of humor, have fun with our community, or join one of the other keira forums.

Liam
09-01-2005, 02:58 AM
/me claps.

frodo1511
09-01-2005, 03:03 AM
Mike, I know you're just trying to "lighten up the conversation", but we're not fucking idiots. We all know that we're not actually going to marry the ladies we claim. Except Cliff. Did you see his stomach? He's fucking ripped and haaaawt. We're just trying to have fun...I say you curve your sense of humor, have fun with our community, or join one of the other keira forums.

I tend to think of this entire website as a big place to goof off, have fun, and don't give a shit what I do. Mabye that's Mike's philosophy(notice I spelled mabye correctly right this time-get off my back, beast of burden).
But that dosen't give him an excuse. His response was just 100% bullshit.

Jacoby
09-01-2005, 03:15 AM
Mabye that's Mike's philosophy(notice I spelled mabye correctly right this time-get off my back, beast of burden).


First of all, Mike, on many occasions, has said things like "I'm not gonna read these long posts, so don't post 'em!" and "you people are so weird" and "I rub salomi on my breasts while my mom takes pictures" and the infamous "your jokes are so stupid and stupid and stuff". But, if that's what he wants to do, I'm alright with that. On the other hand, if he wants to become a member of this community and join in on the fun, he should lighten himself up and just don't be so critical about things. This is pointless. Mike, do whatever the fuck you want to. I love you.

Second of all, Frodo. I hope you were kidding about the part I quoted.

frodo1511
09-01-2005, 03:17 AM
Second of all, Frodo. I hope you were kidding about the part I quoted.

Again, I DO NOT take ANYTHING on this forum seriously, and neither should anyone else. I just needed to say that I spelled a word correctly for once. Besides, it's a great line from Shrek:P

seventhson
09-01-2005, 03:24 AM
I only wish my wife whom I married in 1991 would come back home.
Those first 11 years were great.

:-( SeventhSolo )-:

acliff
09-01-2005, 08:00 AM
This thread isn't the best way to actually marry beautiful women? So When why how which who plstellmethx!

MikeKnick04
09-01-2005, 04:24 PM
/me laughing
ha ha ha ha...
and Jet that 'ugly mole' is your mom, man those 'lips' on her are amazing
frodo- just about everyone's post in this thread is 100% bullshit, so it fits
good luck "son"
{back to Jet's Mom for a quickie...ummmm}

frodo1511
09-01-2005, 09:03 PM
Jet, what did you do to Mike to get yourself a stalker?!

deviljet88
09-01-2005, 09:17 PM
/me laughing
ha ha ha ha...
and Jet that 'ugly mole' is your mom, man those 'lips' on her are amazing
frodo- just about everyone's post in this thread is 100% bullshit, so it fits
good luck "son"
{back to Jet's Mom for a quickie...ummmm}
I'm just pointing out how ridiculous your post was before mine. And since all the posts in this are 100% bullshit, I assume that your saying that my mum is your ugly mole of a girlfriend is also bullshit.

I just make the wrong enemies frodo :P

frodo1511
09-01-2005, 09:23 PM
I just make the wrong enemies frodo :P

Tell me about it:P


Oh, here's another pic of my future wife:

MikeKnick04
09-01-2005, 10:16 PM
That is actually my leg in the background of that Linsey Lohan.
Right after that, I took that fishing lure out of her belly, and caught some bass. j/k

frodo1511
09-01-2005, 10:34 PM
That is actually my leg in the background of that Linsey Lohan.

I figured someone would say that. The whole pic, which includes the guy's entire body, is NOT you, however. It's Cliffy.

acliff
09-01-2005, 11:02 PM
sorry to disappoint but that wouldn't be me in the picture... otherwise her and I wouldn't be wearing anything at all :) And we'd be way to busy to actually have pictures taken, obviously.

frodo1511
09-01-2005, 11:16 PM
sorry to disappoint but that wouldn't be me in the picture... otherwise her and I wouldn't be wearing anything at all :) And we'd be way to busy to actually have pictures taken, obviously.

You know, she DOES look rather tired in tha pic. Could've sworn it was you, Cliff...

Ashlyn
10-01-2005, 03:45 AM
eeew who took lyndsay lohan? thats not right :S shes the most orange person i've ever seen
if meg is having ashley olsen then i think i'll take mary-kate till i find someone better please

SimplyKnightley
10-01-2005, 05:42 AM
what's with the olsen twins? i don't get it. they are like the choice for paedophiles who want to be legal.

frodo1511
10-01-2005, 08:30 PM
eeew who took lyndsay lohan? thats not right :S shes the most orange person i've ever seen

I took her, got a problem with it? I've seen "oranger" people than her(Paris Hilton first comes to mind). You'r just jealous.

qzx00
10-01-2005, 09:48 PM
Well orange or not, she has 2 qualities that are very important in a wife, a pair of boobs and a hole between her legs.

CFC
10-01-2005, 10:20 PM
Well orange or not, she has 2 qualities that are very important in a wife, a pair of boobs and a hole between her legs.

Only one of which is real.

deviljet88
11-01-2005, 12:05 AM
The hole? Do I get a prize for getting that? Plus, noone would be jealous of who you chose Frodo :P