Sorry...I couldn't resist.

[hasselbrad]

http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/news/s/140/140186_bus_death_mystery.html

Lesson: Don't tangle with buses.

I sure hope none of y'all are related to this guy.

[apoggy]

He wasn't mancunian, those Cheshire lot eh.

[Foeni]

Lesson: Drown as stupid people when they're babies. Poor bus driver.