View Full Version : Conclusive proof...

14-12-2004, 03:14 PM
...that we, as a society, have become simpering, spineless jellyfish.


14-12-2004, 03:39 PM


marry rich people
14-12-2004, 10:52 PM
Just looking at the home page and I'm already hoping this site is a joke...

14-12-2004, 11:21 PM
When I was a kid I got headbutted by a goat. It didn't really scar me.. I'm not scared of goats, but I just thought it was fitting to add. And I got pecked by a bird at a petting zoo... other than that they rock.

15-12-2004, 01:33 AM
I got bitten by a wild rabbit at Disney World.

Some people are crazy. I'm not scared of rabbits now.

15-12-2004, 02:36 AM
i was traumatized by a dog and am still living out my trauma. and i didn't even pet it. maybe that's why.

15-12-2004, 02:53 AM
The goat on my family farm was no problem. I knew he had an attitude and didn't enter his part of the pasture without company. It was that crazy-ass rooster who stalked me and waited for me to go out by the chicken coop alone, where he attacked me, I was 4, he drew first blood and kept me down on the ground until one of my brothers heard my screams of terrror and came to my rescue...We chopped that bastard's head off & fried him up...mmmm, pass the gravy! I still have thoughts about Charlie the Chicken.
Should I start a chicken trauma support group? We could meet at KFC.
Original recipe or Crispy? <<<Was that question in the Either Or Thread?

(-: SeventhSon :-)

15-12-2004, 03:39 AM
OMG. WTF?! I've been attacked by dogs before, and some farm animals, but I've never been traumatized. Did you read about the Goat Terrorist Training facility? It's under goat trauma news.

15-12-2004, 05:37 AM
That's hilarious. Goats give me asthma.

marry rich people
15-12-2004, 10:53 PM
Goat trauma in action!! Wow those pictures are hilarious

16-12-2004, 01:51 AM
When I was 5 or 6 a cow stepped on my foot. I now deal with my trauma by eating beef at least 3 times a week :)

16-12-2004, 06:17 PM
Just looking at the home page and I'm already hoping this site is a joke...

It is, but a pretty funny one. I wouldn't be surprised if there aren't people being treated due to a goat nibbling on them, though.