View Full Version : The story game

Donnie Dorko
20-11-2004, 12:44 AM
Basically I thought of another great idea for a game. I know some people think this is spam but I don't think fun games that allow people to bond are spam, isn't spam just stuff that's off-topic or total fluff?

Anyway, if someone objects they can always lock it.

The idea is one person, and since I'm starting the first one will be me, posts one sentence to a story (try not to "cheat" and write a paragraph-sized sentence with dodgy punctuation tricks, as that just takes away fun from others). The next person posts another one line continuation, starting at the point in time that the last person left it, and continues for one sentence. The next person starts at the point in time where that sentence left off and continues for another sentence, and so on. Try and avoid writing the story to an end prematurely, just let it flow and see what kind of fun we can have with it. It'd also be nice if we could involve the names of members of KKW, like mine uses me and Duckula (I hope he doesn't mind) just to make it more personal to this fansite.

Ok, here goes. I apologise that it's not very good, but I think this is more fun if it's impromptu. Of course if people want to carefully plan their sentence, that's up to them.

Donnie had heard rumours of a legendary place called The Wavefront, but he'd never dared venture there because he'd heard of a scary beast known as Duckula who devoured young tender newcomer flesh for breakfast, but on one fine sunny day he decided to enter and found out...

20-11-2004, 01:26 AM
the site was shut down.

The End!
ARIZONA MEDICAL MARIJUANA DISPENSARY (http://arizona.dispensaries.org/)

21-11-2004, 09:01 PM
And then, the sequel appeared and opened to find Donnie browsing the non-existant site pages...

Donnie Dorko
22-11-2004, 12:15 AM
Donnie wandered around the nonexistent site, wondering why all the nonexistent members were ignoring this nonexistent thread.

22-11-2004, 06:37 AM
Donnie then fell down a hole, which was made when Flightfreak crashed his plane.

Donnie Dorko
22-11-2004, 12:18 PM
Donnie lays in the hole, inside the mangled remains of Flightfreak's plane, nursing a broken leg and cursing the Belgians and aircraft in general.

22-11-2004, 02:22 PM
Keira Knightley, the object of Donnie's affection, walks by, leaving him eager to get out of The Hole.

Yes, lame. :icon_razz

22-11-2004, 07:10 PM
so donnie got up and ran out of the hole...and found out it wasnt keira he saw but a stalker named Jet

23-11-2004, 01:24 AM
Then Jake and I helped Bait escape in exchange for his 2 iPods.

23-11-2004, 05:11 AM
So Bait eventually dies in prison. He is sent to Hell, yet the devil despises him so much that he grants him another life on earth, inside the body of Jet :). And if Jet sends himself in jail, then Bait's spirit is granted life in another body :).

23-11-2004, 05:36 AM
and then Bait realizes what a waste it is to reside in such an inferior body and goes back to his normal body and unleashes his hellish powers on that evil stalker Jet, turning him into a "hardwood" loving imp

23-11-2004, 05:43 AM
and then Bait, using his powers, frees himself from the elderly loving, horny jet and locks Jet's spirit in something that he cant get out of

23-11-2004, 05:46 AM
*ok just as a side note...no jet i will not let you get "inside of me", not even online you sick child*

Bait again gets rid of Jet's spirit and puts him inside renegades body where he is locked in there for all eternity, no matter what

23-11-2004, 05:57 AM
*side note: is it really me making sexual suggestions when you fantasize about me being raped and raping old men...sick sick 7 year old*

Bait then cuts off Renegades penis and throws it out somewhere that no one will find it

23-11-2004, 06:12 AM
Donnie just stands there wondering what's going on.

23-11-2004, 06:19 AM
So does Mandy. Then she decides not to care anymore and goes to sleep.

23-11-2004, 06:19 AM
Everyone waves Mandy goodbye as she totters off to bed.

23-11-2004, 06:20 AM
Bait gets scared because he doesnt know what goings on and asks Mandy if he can sleep with her because he lost his teddy bear

23-11-2004, 06:23 AM
Jet hands Bait a teddy bear.

23-11-2004, 06:23 AM
Mandy says no to Bait, but lets him borrow her teddy bear.

23-11-2004, 08:29 AM
Bait copulates madly in the bushes with said teddy bear.

23-11-2004, 02:11 PM
Mandy lets Bait keep the semen-riddled teddy bear and just buys a new one.

23-11-2004, 02:34 PM
Bait doesnt understand big words but knows he doesnt want a teddy bear with semen on it...so he gives it to someone who does, Jet

23-11-2004, 08:30 PM
Awww teddy bear! Jet puts the toy under the K-Mart Christmas tree.

Donnie Dorko
23-11-2004, 10:32 PM
Donnie's stuck in the hole still and asks if Mandy would come and join him to join the mile low club (that was a hideous joke).

24-11-2004, 05:05 AM
Mandy declines and is happy with being in the mile high club.

24-11-2004, 07:38 PM
Q and Mandy continue their long lasting sex fest in the mile high club.

24-11-2004, 07:48 PM
Err, Q wishes.

24-11-2004, 08:41 PM
Meghan ask Mandy if she'd rather sex her up instead of one of the weird guys.

24-11-2004, 09:03 PM
Leonie wonders if that's all KKWers can talk about these days.

24-11-2004, 09:40 PM
Mandy declines to Meggies offer, but thanks her for her kindness. She then winks at Leonie. (rofl, just kidding)

Donnie Dorko
24-11-2004, 09:53 PM
Donnie thinks Leonie is just jealous and apologises to Mandy, explaining that with a broken leg and stuck in a hole, there really is nothing else to think about until someone offers to help him out of this hellhole.

24-11-2004, 11:09 PM
Bait sets up a camera and waits patiently for Mandy and Leonie ;)

25-11-2004, 08:06 AM
Jet steals Bait's camera. Needed a camera anyway.

25-11-2004, 08:24 AM
Liam gives 20 bucks to Jet for stopping the cretins trying to perve on his girl.

Liam also warns everyone to make this thread funny or he will throw a hissy fit and start locking things.

Donnie Dorko
26-11-2004, 12:49 AM
Donnie posts a picture of Liam's face, thereby making the thread funny. Donnie then sees the look on Leonie's face and realises it's not so funny anymore so takes the picture down. Donnie prays to the wise and benevolent Liam to keep his thread open and even promises to never ever hump his leg again if he doesn't lock this thread. Donnie realises he's not funny and goes back to talking to the imaginary giant bunny.

27-11-2004, 08:01 PM
The giant bunny was called Manfred.
Not a real bunny of course, but a weasel dressed up in disguise. Manfred knew that soon, his time would come, that atonement would be met and that he'd soon be tall enough to see over the counter to buy booze. But first he must avenge the death of his pygmy stoat. But no ordinary Stoat was Lemingotn-Spa. No. The Stoat came from Hounslow and operated a budget second-hand teabag business from his vole hole.

27-11-2004, 10:43 PM
The stoat had lots of tea parties which all the neighbour hood wildlife were invited to.

27-11-2004, 10:45 PM
which meant jet was included in these tea parties

Donnie Dorko
28-11-2004, 06:36 PM
Bait saw all the wildlife at the party and thought it was a orgy and had animal sex with all the chipmunks.

29-11-2004, 05:40 AM
and the beavers

29-11-2004, 06:06 AM
Animal sex with beavers and chipmunks? How revolting. And with that Jet rushes away from the tea party never to be seen again :P

29-11-2004, 06:18 AM
More tea for all the rest of us hiding in the bushes. Hmmph! All the animals run and hide away from the horrible scene and Mandy takes everyone in her hummer to McDonald's. Over a billion served. Mmm.

Donnie Dorko
29-11-2004, 12:31 PM
McDonalds get shut down when it's discovered that the Big Mac is actually made from reconstituted rat faeces.

30-11-2004, 04:34 AM
Bait sends off a big bear to catch Jet, which it does...and rapes him for all eternity and can't do anything about it so don't even bother responding Jet...because you died after the 13420341 time being raped

30-11-2004, 08:59 AM
That was totally out of line, didn't even fit in with the story you cunt! Bait dies a horrible death after being.. I don't know, mauled by some lions and then left half dead for some trucks to run over him, and then he gets drawn and quartered.