Yet another game.

[Donnie Dorko]

Similar to the lyrics one but instead of lyrics this one is all funny quotes from stuff (films, TV, speeches, whatever, just avoid songs or it'll overlap too much). I think funny quotes are better than serious ones as they're more fun and will remind people of good jokes and make them laugh :D I'll start with something from a very popular TV sitcom:

"You're such a nice guy" means "I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you."

So the next person guesses what that is, and then posts one of their own. Spread the comedy people! :)

[hasselbrad]

Friends?
I remember hearing that line, but I'm not sure of its origin.

"It's a dog eat dog world, Sammy...and I'm wearing MilkBone underwear."

*disclaimer*

This is from memory, so it may not be exact. Sue me.

[Donnie Dorko]

It's Friends, it's a Chandlerism.

Yours is from Cheers I think.

"Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex."

[Allanon]

Futurama

"You don't have to be good all the time. Just when it matters."

[Donnie Dorko]

Beowulf. Very appropriate for a scandinavian to post from a film based on a folk story, nice choice.

"Oh wow, I should really learn how to knock. Just in case there's a threesome going on. In the bathroom."

[Allanon]

The O.C.

Give an arab a sword and he makes a knife

[Donnie Dorko]

13th Warrior. I think.

Are we like the only ones playing this game?

"How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we want!"

[Mandy]

Are we like the only ones playing this game?



All the rest of us HAVE lives. :p

[Donnie Dorko]

That's why the either or thread is going so well? :p

Ahh well, just a bit of fun, just surprised more people don't like funny quotes.

[hasselbrad]

is the last quote from Sex in the City?

[Donnie Dorko]

Nope, Frasier, but if it's that obscure, we can offer a new one. This is easy.

"We were on a break".

If you don't get that one I give up!

[hasselbrad]

That would be Friends.

"I'm not sure he's 'spongeworthy'."

[Ashley]

Seinfeld... oh that Elaine.

"Okay, the dog will lick himself but won't touch your sandwich. What does that tell you?"

[MeggieHoops]

Friends.

"You can't make friends with a squirrel. Squirrels are just rats with cuter outfits."

[CFC]

I have yet to be able to guess any of the above quotes posted.

[Foeni]

Yeah, me too. I kinda recognize the quotes, but I don't know where they're from until someone writes it.

[Richard]

A real hard one.

Person 1: "Do you mind telling me what those four years of college were about?"

Person 2: "You got me."

EDIT : Oh shit, I messed up. I mis-read about the line having to be in a TV sitcom. But no prizes to whoever the guesses the movie I got that from.

[Ashley]

Sounds like something from Two Guy and A Girl... Berg and Pete. Pete being the first and Berg the 2nd. But that's only a guess.

[Donnie Dorko]

Friends.

"You can't make friends with a squirrel. Squirrels are just rats with cuter outfits."

Sex in the City

A real hard one.

Person 1: "Do you mind telling me what those four years of college were about?"

Person 2: :"You got me."

EDIT : Oh shit, I messed up. I mis-read about the line having to be in a TV sitcom. But no prizes to whoever the guesses the movie I got that from.

It doesn't have to be a sitcom. It can be a movie. Or did I like totally misunderstand what you meant? Incidentally no idea ;)

[Allanon]

If you can´t figure Richards out put your braincells at work on this one.

"Do you ever have a normal day??
Yes, once it was a thursday."

[apoggy]

If you can´t figure Richards out put your braincells at work on this one.

"Do you ever have a normal day??
Yes, once it was a thursday."

That be from I, Robot, or as my chinese friend said he went to see 'I, Robert'

Now back to Richards, I'm awful at remebering quotes.

[Richard]

It doesn't have to be a sitcom. It can be a movie. Or did I like totally misunderstand what you meant? Incidentally no idea ;)

My fault again. I must have not noticed the bit about the "films" in your first post. Okay then good. But still nobody's guessed it. Really, it's right in front of your eyes. ;)

[Donnie Dorko]

I'm gonna take a wild swing and say The Graduate? If it's right I'll post another quote...

[Richard]

I'm gonna take a wild swing and say The Graduate? If it's right I'll post another quote...

:icon_surp By George he's got it. :)

[Donnie Dorko]

Here's a quote then:

"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."

[Allanon]

Simpsons

"I forgot my sword"
"Oh"