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acliff
24-10-2004, 06:44 AM
Liam, this is your life.

http://www.ecs.soton.ac.uk/~cl2103/howrare/liam.gif

I wonder how much you can buy your own personal Liam for.
And talk about really selective marketing....

deviljet88
24-10-2004, 09:29 AM
Buy it. Sell it. Love it. How cute :) Good old Google ads, totally irrelevant, but still funny.

Liam
24-10-2004, 10:35 AM
Christ, they have my credit details. I'm doomed.

In other news, I'm now taken and not for sale. Whee.
Sorry ladies.

barrington
24-10-2004, 04:09 PM
It's better than the ad targeting in Minority Report. gg.

Hazzle
24-10-2004, 07:01 PM
In other news, I'm now taken and not for sale. Whee.
Sorry ladies.

Arrrr. Truth. I haff the Liam. Locked in my basement. In a gimp mask. And nothing else.

ryan
24-10-2004, 08:00 PM
Arrrr. Truth. I haff the Liam. Locked in my basement. In a gimp mask. And nothing else.

fantasy come true, eh?

Hazzle
24-10-2004, 10:56 PM
True that Ryan. For Liam of course :p For me it's more of a chore but someone's gotta do it.

johnnyboy
25-10-2004, 02:47 AM
Hazzle, you are Teh Sexy, but you do scare me sometimes :icon_err:

Glare
25-10-2004, 02:49 AM
fantasy come true, eh?

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J'Adore
25-10-2004, 11:12 AM
^ That's disgusting.

deviljet88
25-10-2004, 11:45 AM
Bit graphical that picture from Glare, but he makes his point.

ryan
25-10-2004, 12:01 PM
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awww. what's the matter glare?
mom not give you her tit today? :(

apoggy
25-10-2004, 12:05 PM
how randomly off topic

if you dont talk about liam, you get a slap form the ap

(sorry had to rhyme)

Mandy
25-10-2004, 01:09 PM
I can honestly say I have nothing to say about him...
Nothing good, anyway :p

Kelsey
25-10-2004, 05:22 PM
well, i would have said i would buy him, but since he's no longer for sale....damn, sucks for me...

And sorry for constantly being the one to ruin the fun, but Glare, that thing you posted is horrible. That's an all too real problem, and I don't see the humor in it. Then again, I never see the humor in anything you post.

Sarah
25-10-2004, 05:42 PM
Glare you are a fucking bastard for posting that.

duckula
25-10-2004, 05:55 PM
I thought it was a rare glimpse of the funny from glare.

Sarah
25-10-2004, 05:57 PM
No I don't think it is funny. I normally laugh at funny stuff you people coome out with, but that... pah, I don't like.

Liam
26-10-2004, 08:00 AM
Right, I'm in a shit mood. Just finished an 11 and a half hour flight from Heathrow to Hong Kong (I'm 5989 miles from KKW central) and now I'm being forced to use an iMac. On top of this, gmail wont load on this piece of shit and the one person I would trust to check it for me isn't online. Not that I'd know, because these things dont like MSN either.

Haz - you make me sick. If you have to resort to making jibes about sexual orientation to be funny, theres a problem. :p
For serious...enough is enough.

Mandy - I know you have nothing good to say about me. Remember I can read the original posts that you have edited. Hahar.

Anyway. Time for a further 10 hours flight. Maybe if I'm lucky I'll get Captain bizzle again and he'll drink himself stupid, forcing me to land the aircraft.

Edit: I actually have 2 hours till boarding but I'm hardly feeling civil. The last 2-3 days have been hell for me so I'm hardly in the greatest of moods. Nobody (almost - theres definitely one, maybe 2 or 3 of you) knows me well enough to understand it, so rather than act like a complete cunt until my flight is called, I'm going to go and give passers-by death stares.
Back in Sydney tomorrow.

Mandy
26-10-2004, 01:59 PM
Mandy - I know you have nothing good to say about me. Remember I can read the original posts that you have edited. Hahar.


I can't actually remember what I originally posted...it couldn't have been much worse, eh?

Hazzle
26-10-2004, 11:44 PM
Haz - you make me sick. If you have to resort to making jibes about sexual orientation to be funny, theres a problem. :p
For serious...enough is enough.

Who said I was joking? ;)

I reckon Liam's just feeling really depressed because he misses the Haz and now realises (he's a bit slow our Liam) that he's on the other side of the globe to his dream lover :p

But I suppose if you like I could TRY and say something nice about you...hmmm...you're on the other side of the globe? Yeah, that's one VERY good thing about you :D At least I don't have to smell you (I still remembers the stinky tramp man I met at Heathrow...ladies...it's not pretty).

Actually, all jokes aside, I am rather disappointed to only have that morning to show for Liam's trip to our corner of the world. I mean if he HAD fucking come to the BBQ as promised (you will remain forever unforgiven for that sin btw) then that would've been different...but such is life. I'm sorry I couldn't see you off but you know why that was. It is a mighty fucking shame we never got to share a VB drinking session, but I suppose that's all the more reason for me to visit your corner of the world (in addition to meeting my future wife, Ashlyn of course). Ahh well, I'm gonna quit before I get soppy and sentimental. It'd ruin my credibility and I have a reputation to maintain.

Liam
27-10-2004, 12:17 PM
Who said I was joking? ;)

I reckon Liam's just feeling really depressed because he misses the Haz and now realises (he's a bit slow our Liam) that he's on the other side of the globe to his dream lover :p

You fucking wish. :P

I'm happy enough here in Sydney with one notable exception (and no Haz, its not you). Happily I'll be able to fix said exception with my joyful, triumphant return to Europe early next year.

Me? Exchange student? Heh.

Liam
02-11-2004, 01:16 PM
In other news: Christ on a bike.

Mandy
02-11-2004, 01:19 PM
Ooh. You haff a dvd. o_O

Liam
02-11-2004, 01:20 PM
I do, yeah. Ask flightfreak about it.

Flightfreak
02-11-2004, 02:04 PM
I do, yeah. Ask flightfreak about it.
yeah, good material btw, not for sensitive watchers
x-rated ;)

Mandy
02-11-2004, 02:26 PM
errr uhhh...you can keep it all to yourself then, flight... :p

Sarah
02-11-2004, 02:29 PM
I don't get it. Why does your name keep appearing at the top?

Mandy
02-11-2004, 02:35 PM
If you actually click the e-bay link, it goes to Oasis, and Liam Neeson merch. Mmmmm Liam Neeson.

Sarah
02-11-2004, 02:36 PM
Oh, I see. How weird.

Liam
02-11-2004, 02:42 PM
Targeted ad banners. The code takes keywords from the post and returns ads that it feels are more likely to be clicked on cause they have 'related' subject matter.

Realistically? Nah, still not clicking them.

barrington
02-11-2004, 03:48 PM
Liam : eBay
Fantastic low prices here. Feed your passion on eBay.co.uk!

weird

Liam
02-11-2004, 03:54 PM
What can I say. I'm popular.

Hazzle
02-11-2004, 11:38 PM
You wish. Now me...I'm popular...so popular Ebay don't need to advertise my DVDs...they just sell out :p

acliff
02-11-2004, 11:50 PM
You wish. Now me...I'm popular...so popular Ebay don't need to advertise my DVDs...they just sell out :p

But Liam has a stickied thread devoted to him, what greater sign of popularity could there be!
What do you have to show?

apoggy
02-11-2004, 11:53 PM
Flatulence

Liam
03-11-2004, 12:04 AM
I dont need stickies to be more popular than Haz :p

Mags
03-11-2004, 12:36 AM
Thanks to these cleverly and conveniently placed adds, I'm finally able to start expanding my collection of Liam.

Thank god, for a while I was afraid I'd gotten all there was to get. Now I see I was happily wrong.

Ashley
04-11-2004, 07:52 PM
I ordered my Liam a while ago... too much postage if you ask me, and it's taking forever to get here!

Mags
04-11-2004, 08:50 PM
I know. The shipping is crap on liam. Also, liam exchange rates are terrible.

Mandy
04-11-2004, 10:47 PM
I recieved my Liam last week. Too many defects, so I sent it back. Got a full refund as well. :)

Ashley
04-11-2004, 11:06 PM
I'm thinking of cancelling my order... it almost doesn't seem worth it. I'm a poor college student you know!

apoggy
04-11-2004, 11:09 PM
/end funny


:o wait a minute